It can't hurt to try.

You never see this sort of shameless self promotion over on ebay.

Stolen Car Stereos R' Us!

For one with so many different car stereos in his possession, he sure doesn't know much about them...

The fifty-bucks-for-a-cassette-deck ship has sailed, my friend...

Since the words "retro" or "vintage" are nowhere to be found, I can only imagine the seller thinks this is 1986.

I thought maybe he was legitimately concerned about the number of stressed males who may be uncomfortable with a female masseuse... until I saw that his price ended in .95. Nothing good comes when a price ends in .95... I'm just saying.

Is a donation to a pot grower tax deductible?

Thank you Crystal... and no, but mostly California and Hawaii.  Next time I go to the pharmacy I'm going to ask that my medication be "Super Frosty" as well.

Has this worked for anyone?

Thank you Randy!

Now I'm no Fish and Wildlife official, but I'm pretty sure that's not an appropriate house pet.

Thank you to Crystal, TPOC subscriber!

Where is the shit I was promised?

Completely 100% Not-Yet-Stripped-In!

In honor of my Mom's 57th birthday.  Happy Birthday Lady!

You should see their ad in the Craigslist Personals!

Amy decided she no longer wanted to pursue a career as a livestock veterinarian, and even the dog had to go.

I wonder how this worked out in the end...

Thank you to Randy for sending this one in!

I was picturing something different...

Apparently Shannen Doherty proved way too tempting

In my day people stood on a street corner with a sign written on CARDBOARD. There was none of this Virtual Panhandling stuff.

The title was SO promising!

I honestly don't know how half of these movies ended up on the list. Perhaps this is from the secret viewing collection of Fred Phelps?

Some things should not be bought used.

I'm just saying...

Yeah... we all have 'a friend'....

Is there a chihuahua shortage I'm unaware of?

I guess you don't need to know how to spell 'association' to be the Lead Investigator