It can't hurt to try.

You never see this sort of shameless self promotion over on ebay.

How much unwanted hair do you have before you hook yourself up to a car battery to get rid of it?

Is that the same as PERMANENT HAIR REMOVAL?

Stolen Car Stereos R' Us!

For one with so many different car stereos in his possession, he sure doesn't know much about them...

Is a donation to a pot grower tax deductible?

Thank you Crystal... and no, but mostly California and Hawaii.  Next time I go to the pharmacy I'm going to ask that my medication be "Super Frosty" as well.

He ain't nothin' but a gold digger

Thank you to Shawna for sending this one our way!

She may be a hot girl, but how can you tell from those nasty wisdom teeth?

Thank you CRYSTAL for submitting this one!

Not only am I handy, but I have a van!!! And I can park it in a reasonably acceptable manner!!!

Spent all our money on a Weed Eater Rack, never got around to buying a Weed Eater.

I wonder how this worked out in the end...

Thank you to Randy for sending this one in!

Apparently Shannen Doherty proved way too tempting

Looking for a housebroken, non-aggressive $1 dog.

The title was SO promising!

I honestly don't know how half of these movies ended up on the list. Perhaps this is from the secret viewing collection of Fred Phelps?

I guess you don't need to know how to spell 'association' to be the Lead Investigator

Philanthropist or skeevy perv? You decide.

This is a shield, with straps for holding it... but for the LOVE OF PETE don't use this shield to shield you from anything, because I won't be held responsible!

Where'd the beer go?

Public Relations Recommendation - Consider a more "grown up" name for the varieties of prescription medications you carry. Something catchy, yet respectable.

But don't be a police officer, if I ask you have to tell the truth... that's my right.

I understand not wanting to clean your own fish tank... even if it is ONLY 13 gallons. But bring your own water?

Ev'body knows 'Iffin' is ONE WORD!