It can't hurt to try.

You never see this sort of shameless self promotion over on ebay.

If a 30 pound bag of worm poo isn't bulk, then what is?

See also his listings for the badge and police car he thought he had to buy himself but were provided by the agency.

Poor Mr. Burnz. A failing lemonade stand and a son who no longer wants to play with Barbie.

How much unwanted hair do you have before you hook yourself up to a car battery to get rid of it?

Is that the same as PERMANENT HAIR REMOVAL?

At these prices, it's no wonder the mob couldn't succeed in the lemonade business

Stolen Car Stereos R' Us!

For one with so many different car stereos in his possession, he sure doesn't know much about them...

I think a picture would have been immensely helpful on this one...

Thanks Crystal!

The fifty-bucks-for-a-cassette-deck ship has sailed, my friend...

Since the words "retro" or "vintage" are nowhere to be found, I can only imagine the seller thinks this is 1986.

Yeah, I have a question. Did ya get those at Costco?

Crystal nails one again!

Who's Your Daddy...

Crystal sent the pic and the great caption.  Nice work!

Will trade WINCH for copy of "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" and a slightly used dictionary.

Is there an underground market for drug testing kits?

Thank you Crystal!

Yeah, but they're ORANGE!

Thank you again Crystal!

I imagine Todd is a hit at all the parties.

Don't perverts who are in mental or physical pain deserve massage and blessings too?

He definitely gets extra points for creativity

And yes, I do agree that driving in Hong Kong qualifies someone as a proper getaway driver.

Thank you to Molly for sending this one my way.  ESPECIALLY because she knows the person who posted it.  Any single ladies out there, this one's a catch!

Are there a lot of insincere fake make up buyers on Craigslist?

Crystal is REALLY good at finding the funny!

I thought maybe he was legitimately concerned about the number of stressed males who may be uncomfortable with a female masseuse... until I saw that his price ended in .95. Nothing good comes when a price ends in .95... I'm just saying.

Is a donation to a pot grower tax deductible?

Thank you Crystal... and no, but mostly California and Hawaii.  Next time I go to the pharmacy I'm going to ask that my medication be "Super Frosty" as well.

He ain't nothin' but a gold digger

Thank you to Shawna for sending this one our way!

Has this worked for anyone?

Thank you Randy!

I appreciate her honesty

Sent by anonymous

We should all have such a love...

Thank you Jason, this one's truly worthy of TPOC!

I learned it on Craigslist...

This begs the question of whether or not the police have started patrolling craigslist to catch the evil ferret hoarders, like Fresno, before they can jeopardize the lives of any more poor defenseless marmots.

She may be a hot girl, but how can you tell from those nasty wisdom teeth?

Thank you CRYSTAL for submitting this one!

Now I'm no Fish and Wildlife official, but I'm pretty sure that's not an appropriate house pet.

Thank you to Crystal, TPOC subscriber!

I don't judge.

I don't want to be harsh, but I just don't think an ad on Craigslist is the fastest way...

This one was submitted by Skip. 

Where is the shit I was promised?

Craigslist Math 101 - or - How to Pay $40 for a Puppy Listed for $505